B2MEM 2009

Mar. 29th, 2009 07:05 pm
illwynd: (muindyr)
Eek! I'm running out of March, and I had planned to post a few more things... oh well. Here's another zine fic that I never got around to posting here.

Journeys in High Places
Disclaimer: Tolkien's. Not mine.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Boromir and Faramir, both born in the shadow of the White Mountains, cross them for the first time.
Journeys in High Places )

B2MEM 2009

Mar. 16th, 2009 12:51 pm
illwynd: (Default)
So, whenever I contribute to a BoG zine, I never seem to wind up posting the fics anywhere else, and I now have a handful that will be new to anyone who hasn't read the zines. Hopefully they'll be acceptable for a few B2MeM posts, since I can't seem to come up with anything else at the moment!

Very Unlike Him
By Illwynd
Disclaimer: All is Tolkien's!
Rating: G, humor
Summary: Denethor speaks to his sons, acting very unlike himself, and the brothers wonder why.
Notes: First appeared in The Noble Steward's Chronicles, vol. 4

Very Unlike Him )

B2MEM 2009

Mar. 4th, 2009 06:13 am
illwynd: (Default)
Not much today, just some stuff brought about in response to the post I made yesterday.

It came from a chat... )

B2MEM 2009

Mar. 3rd, 2009 02:51 am
illwynd: (dance)
So it's March again, and time to go back to Middle-earth! I don't know how well I'll be able to keep this up, as this is destined to be a crazy month for me, but I'm gonna try to get some stuff out there!

So, for today, a bit of utter silliness: an Orc song!

Title: All Orcs Sing Out of Tune
By illwynd
Disclaimer: I doubt Tolkien's Orcs would ever make this complaint, but there ya go.
Notes: I've got no ideas for a tune for this, sadly enough. I was going to work on it with a friend who's actually good at composing, but never got around to it. Maybe someday!

All Orcs Sing Out of Tune )
illwynd: (Default)
Firstly, I should definitely be kept out of bookstores. It's just bad news. I get drool on the carpet when I find the Tolkien section.

But! I made it back, and shall now regale everyone with my attempts at humor.

The Amazing Tale of Tom the Hobbit )

and some Middle-earth lightbulb jokes )

Heheheheh. So... let me know if you were amused! And if anyone can come up with any more of these, I'd love to hear 'em!
illwynd: (B punk)
Title: Dreams and Nightmares
author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine! Gosh, I love those two words.
Summary: various dreams and nightmares of other paths.
Rating: PG for dark themes
Notes: I think this fits today, dunno why though. Drabbles, double-drabbles, and a half-drabble. There may be a bit of mingling of sources here, but not too bad.
Dreams and Nightmares )
illwynd: (Default)
Title: The Mouth
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: PG-13 for yuckiness and mention of torture
Genre: silly movieverse humor, not to be taken seriously!
Notes: This came about as a result of chatting with [livejournal.com profile] lilan14 about the Mouth of Sauron's hygienic habits, and I ran with it. Hopefully it's worth a giggle or two.

The Mouth )
illwynd: (Default)
Well, for some reason I haven't been able to write a darn thing recently, but I have been in a real artsy mood, and after my adventure with Photoshop I wanted to do something with real paints... and I wanted to do something a bit more unique than the last one, so...

Three Women of Harad on a Dark Night )
illwynd: (Default)
Yep. And of course it's gotta be one of the most overdone scenes from the entire story, as far as people drawing it goes... I had originally had something much more intricate in mind, but... I'm tired of futzing with it.

Faramir and Eowyn fanart (PG) )
illwynd: (B punk)
Title: Poor Child, or What Really Happened to Mary Sue
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: PG
Summary: The problem of going to Middle-earth is that you never know when you'll wind up.
Poor Child )
illwynd: (B punk)
Yeah, so I've been working on a certain kind of constrained writing, a type which is just a little bit easier than licking your own elbow, and just to drive myself extra-crazy, I decided to make it drabble-length as well. So, if the writing is lower quality than my norm... that's just because my thesaurus got a major workout and this is the best I could do. But, all I have to say is that I now believe that Ents took forever to say anything because they were speaking in constrained writing. (except that what I just said doesn't make a lick'o'sense.)

Title: Fangorn
Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: G
Notes: The first person to guess what type of writing constraint I was using... well, I'll think of something nice for you if that actually happens.
Fangorn )
illwynd: (B punk)
Okay, I feel kinda bad about not getting to this the first week of March, but all my creativity laughed at me, so I'll just have to settle for what I can manage.

And, well, I wasn't around for the "Golden days" of LotR fandom, back when the movies were just coming out, for at that time I was wandering in other pastures of the less verdant type, but I imagine that during that time, fandom rants were fairly common, so here's one now...

naturalists and fantasy )


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