B2MEM 2009

Mar. 4th, 2009 06:13 am
illwynd: (Default)
Not much today, just some stuff brought about in response to the post I made yesterday.

It came from a chat... )

B2MEM 2009

Mar. 3rd, 2009 02:51 am
illwynd: (dance)
So it's March again, and time to go back to Middle-earth! I don't know how well I'll be able to keep this up, as this is destined to be a crazy month for me, but I'm gonna try to get some stuff out there!

So, for today, a bit of utter silliness: an Orc song!

Title: All Orcs Sing Out of Tune
By illwynd
Disclaimer: I doubt Tolkien's Orcs would ever make this complaint, but there ya go.
Notes: I've got no ideas for a tune for this, sadly enough. I was going to work on it with a friend who's actually good at composing, but never got around to it. Maybe someday!

All Orcs Sing Out of Tune )
illwynd: (Spooky rider)
Orc's Halloween
by illwynd
Disclaimer: All Tolkien's!
Rating: PG
Characters: Orcs.
Notes: A bit of silliness! And yes, the Orc in this story is the same fluffybunnies!Orc from The Mouth. He just has a name now. :D
X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] spooky_arda, [livejournal.com profile] lotr_fanfiction, and [livejournal.com profile] lotr_eclectic.

Orc's Halloween )
illwynd: (B punk)
Finally posting some fic again! Woohoo! Just a silly little thing I came up with a while back, but hopefully it will amuse!

One Wet Boot
By illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine! All Tolkien’s.
Rating: G
Characters: Boromir, Fellowship
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lilan14 for looking it over!
X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor and [livejournal.com profile] lotr_fanfiction

One Wet Boot )
illwynd: (Spooky rider)
Yet another drabble for the Six Days of Spooky!

Fell Mission
By illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: G
Summary: The Enemy has many servants. But not all of them are particularly effective.
Fell Mission )
illwynd: (Illwynd)
So you're hanging out with other Tolkien fen, and you've run through all the inevitable conversations, such as discussions of the probability of wings on Balrogs, the nature of Tom Bombadil, and what lembas was really made of. You've even argued out whether there were two Glorfindels, whether Denethor was always like that, and which members of the Fellowship may have cuddled a little too close on cold nights. Now the conversation has faded, and you're wondering... what else is there to do when you have a handful of Tolkien geeks in the same room? Well, wonder no more, for your friend illwynd is here to illuminate you:

Play Tolkien Scrabble )
or Arda Crossword Puzzles )
or Middle-earth Madlibs )
or Six Degrees of Sackville-Baggins )
or play Celebrimbor )

Any of these options should prove at least as fun as Gollum's riddle game, and you will be far less likely to get eaten at the end.

(Is is obvious yet that I just got home from several hours with my local Tolkien geeks group, playing several of these games and having a darn good time? Is fun. Now bed--all that laughing wore me out.)
illwynd: (Every day is Halloween)
Dark in the Moonlight
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Don't own, just playing.
Summary: Berúthiel's white cat tells its story.
x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor
Dark in the Moonlight )

And a bonus story today, because my buddy Michael sicced this bunny on me after I was telling him about the last story. Hopefully the story is as funny as the idea seemed at the time.

The Madness of Queen Berúthiel
Disclaimer: Again, it ain't mine.
Summary: A more humorous take on Queen Berúthiel and her cats.
x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor
The Madness of Queen Berúthiel )
illwynd: (B punk)
When I was younger, my family saw a few Shakespeare performances together. Every time we saw "A Midsummer Night's Dream" I would get a terrible urge to go up and smack Robin Goodfellow in the face with a fish. So, determined to satisfy the urge, the next time we went to that play I made sure to actually bring one. It wasn't, I'll have you note, a trout or a cod or a mackerel, but instead it was a largemouth bass. I didn't think the type of fish was very important when I was snagging it out of the fridge, although I should have been a bit more thoughtful about this, as you will see. (In fact, the whole idea could probably have done with more thought, but I digress...) So, it was during the crucial last scene that I got up and made my move, and smacked that sprite right across the chops! In the confusion that resulted, I made my way back to my seat, and sat there looking as innocent as possible. Of course, my parents were furious. I tried to allay my guilt by claiming that it was my brother's idea, and that he had put me up to it. But... it didn't work, and I got doubly punished for bassing the Puck.

*bow* *grin*
illwynd: (Default)
Firstly, I should definitely be kept out of bookstores. It's just bad news. I get drool on the carpet when I find the Tolkien section.

But! I made it back, and shall now regale everyone with my attempts at humor.

The Amazing Tale of Tom the Hobbit )

and some Middle-earth lightbulb jokes )

Heheheheh. So... let me know if you were amused! And if anyone can come up with any more of these, I'd love to hear 'em!
illwynd: (Default)
Title: The Mouth
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: PG-13 for yuckiness and mention of torture
Genre: silly movieverse humor, not to be taken seriously!
Notes: This came about as a result of chatting with [livejournal.com profile] lilan14 about the Mouth of Sauron's hygienic habits, and I ran with it. Hopefully it's worth a giggle or two.

The Mouth )
illwynd: (B punk)
If you noticed, as some of you might, that my tiny!Boromir is holding his sword in his left hand... well, I got to talking to some folks about that in another blogosphere, and this is what resulted...

Title: Boromir is not left-handed
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Rating: G
Source: LotR/The Princess Bride

x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] lotr_fanfiction and [livejournal.com profile] everything_lotr

crossover-story-thingie of the not-left-handed Boromir )


Nov. 5th, 2005 07:25 pm
illwynd: (Default)
Just a silly, silly crossover ficlet posted to [livejournal.com profile] there_n_back. (here- Down the Rabbit Hole)

And yes, this might find its way into my gigantic crossover story that I am sporadically working on...

Title: Down the Rabbit Hole
Author: Illwynd
Source: LotR, Alice in Wonderland, and Time Bandits (oh my!)
Disclaimer: None of this is mine!
Summary: Merry and Pippin get into some odd adventures.
Warnings: Silliness ahead, and longer than it oughta be...

Down the Rabbit Hole )
illwynd: (Default)
Ehh, just wanted to let everybody know... I'm gonna be offline for a while, dunno how long... just got a new comp and have to switch everything over, it could be done tonight, it might take all weekend, dunno...

Anyway, here's a Boromir obsession list I made a while back, figured maybe somebody might get a kick out of it.

I say squeeee! )


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