I meant to reply to this earlier, but I was trying to figure out your constraint! It's not: no verbs, no adjectives, no nouns, no adverbs, no repeated words, no "the", no "tree" (I thought it might be because it's Entish), I think that Lilan bolding your name should be a clue but I just can't quite grasp it -- omg tell me tell me!

In other news - this is wonderful! I particuarly like this mistaking Fangorn’s drowse of watchful continuing for weak downfall.
And the formatting is gorgeous.