*grins* *wants to hug Umluk provided he washes*

I really do hope we get to see more of this orc. I just can't believe he'd just die in the war! He'd probably feel so much at home with the hobbits. Oh, and I love the way you made him really tall. Makes him even more huggable!

I love reading your funny stuff so much! It's really recognizable, and clever, and amuzing...write some more!! :-D