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Eek! I'm running out of March, and I had planned to post a few more things... oh well. Here's another zine fic that I never got around to posting here.

Journeys in High Places
Disclaimer: Tolkien's. Not mine.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Boromir and Faramir, both born in the shadow of the White Mountains, cross them for the first time.
( Journeys in High Places )

So it's March again, and time to go back to Middle-earth! I don't know how well I'll be able to keep this up, as this is destined to be a crazy month for me, but I'm gonna try to get some stuff out there!

So, for today, a bit of utter silliness: an Orc song!

Title: All Orcs Sing Out of Tune
By illwynd
Disclaimer: I doubt Tolkien's Orcs would ever make this complaint, but there ya go.
Notes: I've got no ideas for a tune for this, sadly enough. I was going to work on it with a friend who's actually good at composing, but never got around to it. Maybe someday!

( All Orcs Sing Out of Tune )

Title: The Mouth
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: PG-13 for yuckiness and mention of torture
Genre: silly movieverse humor, not to be taken seriously!
Notes: This came about as a result of chatting with lilan14 about the Mouth of Sauron's hygienic habits, and I ran with it. Hopefully it's worth a giggle or two.

( The Mouth )

Yeah, so I've been working on a certain kind of constrained writing, a type which is just a little bit easier than licking your own elbow, and just to drive myself extra-crazy, I decided to make it drabble-length as well. So, if the writing is lower quality than my norm... that's just because my thesaurus got a major workout and this is the best I could do. But, all I have to say is that I now believe that Ents took forever to say anything because they were speaking in constrained writing. (except that what I just said doesn't make a lick'o'sense.)

Title: Fangorn
Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: G
Notes: The first person to guess what type of writing constraint I was using... well, I'll think of something nice for you if that actually happens.
( Fangorn )