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So it's March again, and time to go back to Middle-earth! I don't know how well I'll be able to keep this up, as this is destined to be a crazy month for me, but I'm gonna try to get some stuff out there!

So, for today, a bit of utter silliness: an Orc song!

Title: All Orcs Sing Out of Tune
By illwynd
Disclaimer: I doubt Tolkien's Orcs would ever make this complaint, but there ya go.
Notes: I've got no ideas for a tune for this, sadly enough. I was going to work on it with a friend who's actually good at composing, but never got around to it. Maybe someday!

( All Orcs Sing Out of Tune )

Finally posting some fic again! Woohoo! Just a silly little thing I came up with a while back, but hopefully it will amuse!

One Wet Boot
By illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine! All Tolkien’s.
Rating: G
Characters: Boromir, Fellowship
Notes: Thanks to lilan14 for looking it over!
X-posted to sons_of_gondor and lotr_fanfiction

( One Wet Boot )

Dark in the Moonlight
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Don't own, just playing.
Summary: Berúthiel's white cat tells its story.
x-posted to sons_of_gondor
( Dark in the Moonlight )

And a bonus story today, because my buddy Michael sicced this bunny on me after I was telling him about the last story. Hopefully the story is as funny as the idea seemed at the time.

The Madness of Queen Berúthiel
Disclaimer: Again, it ain't mine.
Summary: A more humorous take on Queen Berúthiel and her cats.
x-posted to sons_of_gondor
( The Madness of Queen Berúthiel )

If you noticed, as some of you might, that my tiny!Boromir is holding his sword in his left hand... well, I got to talking to some folks about that in another blogosphere, and this is what resulted...

Title: Boromir is not left-handed
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Rating: G
Source: LotR/The Princess Bride

x-posted to lotr_fanfiction and everything_lotr

( crossover-story-thingie of the not-left-handed Boromir )